Hot Mess Mondays: A Seriously Hairy Situation

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Blane Bachelor      

Bay to Breakers Hot Mess

This is a seriously hairy situation.

LOCATION: San Francisco, California

VIOLATION: Obscene amounts of back hair. Granted, this bold fellow — let’s just call him Harry — is using his follicle-frenzied epidermis to his advantage, even managing to stand out in the mass of costumed debauchery that is the Bay to Breakers 12K that takes place in San Francisco every May and draws visitors from all of the world, both to run and revel. And while we believe our society has gone a bit overboard in the hair removal department, this calamity makes us want to break out the wax immediately. We can only hope that Harry’s “jersey” was only for show as a Bay to Breakers costume, and that as soon as the race was over, he ran to the nearest spa to get this mess taken care of.

 

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